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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Stink
ate all my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tinned frankfurters
rice pudding
scrambled egg
shallots
lemons
bread
mushy peas
peppercorns
shrimp
pitted olives
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