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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Pennywise
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...dress
...shirt
knickers
...cardigan
vest
bra
socks
right shoe
pants
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