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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Smeagol
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tights
knickers
...dress
socks
vest
right shoe
hoody
sunglasses
left shoe
hat
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