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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mrs
Snuffles
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taramasalata
pitted olives
hummus
avocados
scrambled egg
pizza
fish fingers
gherkins
potatoes
chocolate chips
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