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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
lemons
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
left shoe
...shirt
trousers
knickers
right shoe
pants
...cardigan
tights
baseball cap
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Dan
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