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Hungry boy
My pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pitted olives
Pringles
watermelon
baked beans
potatoes
shrimp
lemons
tinned tuna
mashed potato
scrambled egg
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