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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Champ
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
vest
pants
bra
trousers
hoody
right shoe
...cardigan
knickers
...dress
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