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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Squishy
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
...cardigan
left shoe
hat
...shirt
right shoe
trousers
hoody
pants
baseball cap
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