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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Squishy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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bananas
spinach
chicken nuggets
tinned frankfurters
tomatoes
noodles
watermelon
ice-cream cones
hamburger relish
mushy peas
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