Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tie
knickers
sunglasses
right shoe
pants
...shirt
hoody
...dress
tights
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