Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Simpkins
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
hat
tights
...cardigan
right shoe
socks
pants
...skirt
tie
hoody
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