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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Simba
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
sunglasses
left shoe
trousers
tights
...cardigan
baseball cap
...dress
tie
socks
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