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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Mrs
Cuddles
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Marmite
shallots
bananas
chicken wings
porridge
watermelon
tomatoes
pitted olives
tinned tuna
tinned frankfurters
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