Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Teddy
ate all my
shallots
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hoody
socks
...skirt
hat
left shoe
knickers
vest
...shirt
sunglasses
tights
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