Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
monkey 🐒
Daisy
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
sunglasses
baseball cap
...cardigan
left shoe
pants
...shirt
socks
tie
hat
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