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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Pebbles
ate all my
Marmite
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
left shoe
...cardigan
vest
socks
tights
knickers
trousers
tie
baseball cap
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