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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Zeus
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
left shoe
...shirt
hoody
sunglasses
tie
vest
...skirt
baseball cap
bra
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