Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Rt Hon
Sparkles
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tights
socks
knickers
...shirt
tie
left shoe
...skirt
sunglasses
vest
bra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.