Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Teddy
ate all my
candy floss
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
sunglasses
bra
baseball cap
...dress
vest
...cardigan
socks
knickers
pants
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