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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Teddy
ate all my
halloumi
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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tights
left shoe
bra
trousers
...skirt
sunglasses
knickers
baseball cap
...shirt
hoody
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