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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Professor
Stink
ate all my
noodles
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
left shoe
knickers
...cardigan
tie
trousers
tights
sunglasses
...shirt
vest
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