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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Trotsky
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
left shoe
trousers
...shirt
sunglasses
...cardigan
vest
...dress
baseball cap
bra
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