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Hungry boy
My pet
rock ⚫️
Spock
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
tights
pants
sunglasses
hat
right shoe
tie
knickers
baseball cap
bra
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Dan
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