Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Roxy
ate all my
chicken nuggets
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
right shoe
tie
bra
...dress
knickers
pants
...skirt
trousers
left shoe
baseball cap
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