Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Roxy
ate all my
rice krispies
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
bra
left shoe
sunglasses
hat
knickers
tie
trousers
...dress
pants
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