Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Dixie
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hat
baseball cap
tie
trousers
...dress
right shoe
left shoe
...shirt
sunglasses
vest
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