Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Geoffrey
ate all my
noodles
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
pants
left shoe
socks
...dress
sunglasses
baseball cap
knickers
trousers
tie
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