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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Geoffrey
ate all my
Marmite
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
right shoe
knickers
...cardigan
baseball cap
hoody
...shirt
bra
tie
pants
sunglasses
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