Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Gus
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
knickers
vest
bra
left shoe
trousers
...cardigan
hoody
baseball cap
tie
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