Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Gus
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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hoody
knickers
baseball cap
socks
left shoe
sunglasses
hat
...shirt
bra
tie
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