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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Oscar
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
hoody
hat
sunglasses
tie
baseball cap
...skirt
socks
right shoe
pants
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