Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Oscar
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
hoody
hat
socks
knickers
bra
vest
pants
baseball cap
trousers
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