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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Professor
Wibble
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
trousers
...dress
knickers
baseball cap
socks
hoody
right shoe
...shirt
tie
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