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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Dr
Wibble
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...skirt
tights
tie
...dress
pants
trousers
right shoe
...cardigan
bra
knickers
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