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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Murphy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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lemons
fish fingers
mashed potato
yoghurt
bread
peppercorns
pitted olives
spinach
tinned frankfurters
peanuts
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