Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Widget
ate all my
noodles
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
...cardigan
...shirt
trousers
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tie
socks
baseball cap
sunglasses
pants
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