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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
left shoe
hoody
...skirt
...cardigan
...dress
vest
right shoe
bra
tie
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