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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
yoghurt
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
socks
hoody
tights
right shoe
vest
...shirt
...dress
bra
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