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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Mr
Sparkles
ate all my
spring rolls
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
vest
sunglasses
...shirt
knickers
...dress
tie
right shoe
...cardigan
left shoe
trousers
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