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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Simba
ate all my
peppercorns
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
left shoe
hoody
trousers
hat
vest
right shoe
sunglasses
knickers
...skirt
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