Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Buddy
ate all my
Doritos
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
trousers
...skirt
knickers
hat
right shoe
tie
tights
vest
bra
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