Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Buddy
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
bra
...dress
...cardigan
...shirt
hoody
tights
hat
knickers
socks
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