Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Daisy
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bra
hoody
...skirt
baseball cap
vest
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right shoe
socks
trousers
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