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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Alfie
ate all my
pitted olives
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
...skirt
left shoe
vest
tights
tie
knickers
pants
...cardigan
...dress
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