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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Weasley
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...dress
tie
tights
sunglasses
bra
pants
hat
knickers
left shoe
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