Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Trotsky
ate all my
tomato ketchup
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
hat
knickers
baseball cap
left shoe
pants
...cardigan
socks
hoody
...skirt
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