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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Luke Skywalker
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned tuna
chocolate chips
fish fingers
tomato ketchup
chilli peppers
chicken wings
mushy peas
hummus
tinned frankfurters
porridge
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