Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Zeus
ate all my
shallots
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
socks
...skirt
hoody
vest
pants
knickers
tie
...shirt
bra
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