Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Zeus
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
trousers
...skirt
socks
knickers
...shirt
bra
left shoe
tie
...cardigan
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