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Hungry boy
My pet
mouse 🐁
Rufus
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
scrambled egg
spinach
Doritos
noodles
baked beans
tomatoes
hummus
peppercorns
potatoes
chocolate chips
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